rules and tips for the gym - 21-25

25. ladies- sweating is good. but seeing your sweaty thong outline in your gray cloth spandex is not sexy, nor is camel toe

24. ladies - if more boob is showing than is covered, you are not dressed appropriately. this isnt the beach

23 guys, if you ask someone to spot you, and he says no..that means you have too much weight on there and he doesnt want to lift it off you and/or you stink / have bad breath

22. guys if you are looking for a date, you have to go where the girls are..aerobics/cardio/machines... they are not in the free weights


21. for the new fatbodies: if you "workout" and then go get fast food, you just waisted your time