Rules / Tips for the Gym #1-10

10. that hot girl you are about to hit on probably doesnt like fatbodies like yourself. if you need a date, go to a Jenny Craig meeting

9. for the ladies: if you are constantly tugging on shorts because you think guys are looking at your cooch or they are all up your ass..you should buy a bigger size

8. for the ladies: if you touch/fluff your hair more than twice in workout then you are a female "poser"

7.  if you are finishing a cigarette outside of gym before running in..you are a jackass, go back in and ask for refund instead

6.  for the new fatbodies in gym. you should wear different cloths each workout.. you stink, you might not smell it, the rest of us do

5. the person carrying a weight/dumbells has the right of way, similarly the person carrying the heavier weight has the right of way

4. for the ladies. for god's sake, put on some makeup if you workout in a.m.,you look like a wet rat.. the rest of us have to look at you

3. if you are wearing the same workout cloths you wore the last time you tried to workout(years ago),they probably dont fit or look good

2. for the ladies:just because you got yoga pants for christmas doesnt mean you should wear them the first time.be honest about your ass

1. to all you new fatbodies in the gym.... Leave your cell phone in the car. you arent that important anyway