#171 - to the two new guys at the gym today.. there is no way you are going to fit in with this 24hour fitness gym crowd and should consider going to another gym because of the following reasons:
1. you actually appear to want to be here
2. you are doing heavy legs today
3. you are not talking about all the games you watched this weekend
4. you have short hair
5. your girlfriend is working legs as hard has you
6. you didnt check your phone /email once the entire workout
7. you actually walked to the drinking fountain instead of bringing a one gallon jug
8. you racked all of your weights
definitely the exception