- hat turned backwards....check
- shades either perched on top of the hat or turned backwards around your neck...check
- Tapout / Affliction shirt ...check
- only taking smartphone and keys ...check
- shitty look on your face....check
- oh damn...you almost had me thinking you were a badass but you showed up using a broken knee scooter
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