Rules and Tips for the Gym - 99 (you gotta ask me nicely)

99. Standing next to a machine im using doesnt mean anything to me. You have to actually open your fat mouth and ask if you can work in. Grow a pair of balls or ask your wife to take your balls out of her purse and let you borrow them for the duration of you workout. If you just stand there im going to keep on going at my usual pace until im done with all my sets.

What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.