#178 The Barbell Rack

#178.. hey stupid.. you see what this is? this is a barbell rack. it is a device that holds fixed weight barbells. it is not a location for you to do your workout. You are supposed to get the barbell you need then move-the-fuck-out-of-the-way so others can get to the rack. Dont be a jerkoff and stand right there and do your sets of curls while staring at the mirror 30feet away watching yourself.

#177 crotch squat

#177. another gimmick exercise.. the ol lay on the floor and put your feet on the smith machine bar to do leg presses.. and how is this different than doing normal squats? remember when you were a kid and your parents took you to the circus and there was a bear that would roll around a ball on his feet? thats what you remind me of doing this silly exercise when you gingerly roll the bar across your feet to unlock the hooks. thanks for showing off your crotch to the whole free weight area too by the way.

#176 - drinking fountain

176. if you are a germ freak like me.. a helpful tip is to use the drinking fountain as far away as possible from the kids club/nursery .. because you know those little fuckers put their mouth and tongue all over the one that was closest.