#176 - drinking fountain

176. if you are a germ freak like me.. a helpful tip is to use the drinking fountain as far away as possible from the kids club/nursery .. because you know those little fuckers put their mouth and tongue all over the one that was closest.

#175 - How F'd up are you?

175. damn, you must be seriously fucked up.. lady, if you look like this you need get off the stairmaster,  cancel your gym membership and go to the nearest all you can eat pizza joint and sign up for a one year membership there.

#174 - there is no stupid question

174. remember how your 3rd grade teacher said there is no such thing as a stupid question? she was wrong, there is and you just asked it. You asked "are you using that?" and pointed to a bench.. you pointed to the bench i am sitting on, with sweat dripping out from under my hoodie, with a pair of dumbbells on either side of the bench, with my gym bag underneath the bench, and my towel and ozarka bottle sitting on one end. I'll give you two guesses but you are only going to need one.. That was a stupid question.