#158 - should you be pissed or sad?

#158. this one is really odd... there is a husband/wife in the gym and they look pretty close to this:

seen them in gym for years, now all of a sudden the wife is being trained by a 24hour fitness personal trainer..
1. for starters almost to that last man, trainers at 24hour fitness are morons.
2. But why in the blue hell would she pay money to be trained by someone who is in worse shape than she is
3. Why is your husband not training you? hes looking pretty jacked
4. One of you has issues.. either you dont like having him tell you what to do, he is somehow incapable of forming sentences, or you guys really dont like each other. something really weird about it
5. so i cant figure out if the husband should be pissed that wife has a trainer or sad that the trainer is not him

reminds me of an episode of Hogan Knows Best from years ago.. Linda Hogan hired a personal trainer..some steriod boy, had accent.. Im wondering..why would she hire a trainer.. shes married to Hulk Fucken Hogen..like a slap in the face.. guy ended up lipping off to Hulk, almost got his ass beat, and Hulk 86'd him from the house.

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#157 - Another One in the books?

#157 - Discussion in the locker room:

You - You finished your workout?
Me - Yup, leg day. What are you working?
You - Probably do some arms or chest... you ok? youre moving slow
Me - You know its a good leg workout when you have to grip the handrail hard coming down the stairs and you have trouble walking in a straight line. You know what i mean?
You - No
Me - No shit. (me looking at your chicken legs as i say it)

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#156 - You almost had me

#156 - Lets see...going to the gym....

- hat turned backwards....check
- shades either perched on top of the hat or turned backwards around your neck...check
- Tapout / Affliction shirt ...check
- only taking smartphone and keys ...check
- shitty look on your face....check
- oh damn...you almost had me thinking you were a badass but you showed up using a broken knee scooter

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